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arihi:

arihi:

Me: Brain, this paper is due very very soon. Tomorrow afternoon soon. Please produce the stressy chemicals.

Brain: Haha! I want to lie down on the floor and stare at the ceiling for half an hour. No, an hour. How long do you think we can go?

Me: Brain, I need leave in a few short hours to go drive an hour to go drop off this paper and an hour back home. Please produce the sleep chemicals.

Brain: haha! I want to lie down on the bed and stare at the ceiling for half an hour. No, an hour. How long do you think we can go with no sleep?

It me.

Read this: WaitButWhy.com – Why Procrastinators Procrastinate