in erotica writing, or just a smut Tumblr drabble, when someone calls a woman’s pussy “her sex”, i snort louder than Benny even does.
written thing: “his fingers found her sex”
me:
Same. Mine are “her mound…” or “her Venus mont…”
Me:
ughhh haha god, yes.
Some other bad ones I’ve read are “innermost” and “her soft cookie”
“Her innermost”?? Her innermost what? That’s like saying “I bought four.” It’s not a complete sentence!!
This is LITERALLY why I started writing my own smut, because dear god it had to better than some of the shit that was ACTUALLY BEING PUBLISHED.
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Lol so true…..but cunt and pussy get tiring after a while too.
I hate wet slit….if you can’t come up with anything better, just say wet pussy.
Slit. Like its a cut in a piece of paper
I know, right?
I’ve had the very same complaint for years… and personally, I think it reveals a deplorable weakness in our culture. Why are there so few words to describe the intimate parts of a woman’s body? In fact, those words we DO have are saddled with a history of being used as insults. I mean, are we still so stuck in a puritanical bias against sexuality that we can’t venture beyond it in the 21st Century?
I think maybe we need to start a social movement or something… because I agree with you all. 🙂
It is hilarious the amount of articles written on what not to call the vagina. Obviously, these are tacky cheesy ones, but it made me laugh hard.
1. Vajeen
2. Vajayjay
3. Box
4. Nether regions
5. Lady business
6. Lady V
7. Hoo-haw
8. Cha-cha
9. Lady bits
10. Crotch
11. Muff
12. Kitty
13. Cooch
14. Cooter
15. Snatch
16. Snapper
17. Beaver
18. Cookie
19. Cupcake
20. Coin purse
21. Lady flower
22. Honey pot
23. Poon
24. Punani
25. Twat
26. Gash
27. Banana basket
28. Flower pot
29. Fine china
30. Juice box
31. Pink panther
32. Hot pocket
33. Bikini bizkit
34. Penis fly trap
35. Vertical smile
36. Dew flaps
37. Flaming lips
38. Puff pillow
39. Notorious V.A.G.
40. Furburger
41. Bearded clam
42. Sausage wallet
43. Panty hamster
44. Meat curtains
45. Penis garage
46 Pink taco
47. Axe wound
48. Penis snuggie
49. Pussy
50. Cunt
Thread over, everyone.
I amtotally calling my pussy the Notorious V.A.G. from here on out.
@danipup maybe I missed it but I feel you neglected a huge one. Clunge. Also I cannot stand flower analogies. “He parted her delicate petals and found her inner flower ready and waiting for his seed.” Like… are you fucking or is this a nature documentary?!
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