This is a true gem right here… I responded to his original message with a simple no. Which i thought kind of covered all of the bases of his questions because I just wasn’t interested in what he was offering, but maybe my no wasn’t clear enough. what do you think?
WOW. This is one of the funniest submissions we’ve ever gotten here. Guys, if you have a minute I highly recommend reading this dude’s impressive wall-of-text. Some of the highlights are:
1. I’m a millionaire.
2. Robots.
3. I’m going to send this to *my* robot, the doctor, to make use of his facial recognition software
4. I don’t think you are thinking clearly because nobody in their right mind would reject me.
5. I’m really good at handling rejection, as evidenced by this insane rant about how good at handling rejection I am.
And to answer your question, I think a one word, simple “no” is one of the most clear-cut and unambiguous responses in the English language.
-LMS
Reasons I am thankful for LMS: he was capable of reading this whole thing so I didn’t have to. 😂
-SD
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