femsubdenial:

beggingforpermission:

onedeadpoet:

I told you this week we were going to be painting. Did you think I meant a room?

I can’t decide if I’m hoping the bristles are soft or rough.

Come on up, @beggingforpermission! For Science!™

I promise that even after I figure out which one is worse, pausing only to jot times and observations on my clipboard, I’ll continue switching from one to the other for a while just to make absolutely sure, grinning the whole time.

My favorite is a fan brush. It’s like a blade of soft, gentle, mindlessness. Millimeters to either side changes the sensation to something bearable, ensuring frantic, lewd squirming that makes my head buzz just thinking about it.